I know, I know, it’s incredibly cliché to start off a post with a definition, but bare with me.
sneakerhead /ˈsnēkərˌhed/ (noun)
1. A person who is inexplicably obsessed with sneakers, rarely seen wearing any other shoe form, willing to spend far too much money on footwear, and way too eager to talk about it.
2. A person with a sneaker for a head.
So maybe I made that up, but either way you look at it, I guess I am a real life sneakerhead. Happy Halloween, my friends! Keep it abnormal!